"Land O' Incest!"

"Where Sexual Assault and Family Planning Come Together!"

"Father/Daughter Lamaze!"

"If you cannot afford the baby carriage,
thou shalt not consummate the marriage"

"If South Dakota's ever going to ever get more than one zip code, our women need to squeeze out all the babies we can force them to have."

"We figure we may lose some of the tourist trade. But we'll more than make up for it in incestuous cult leaders!"

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  • Three first prize winners will be awarded a Sodomized Virgin Exception Waiver.
  • Three second prize winners will be awarded complimentary birth control
    (while it's still legal).
  • Three third prize winners will be awarded a Pampers gift pack.