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Googlism Poetry

August 20, 2004

I ran across googlism quite by accident. The point seems to be to put in your name, some place or something and have googlism find out what Google thinks of you, it, whatever. So, I tried my name.

It seems that between Lois Lane and Diane lane, googlism is a little confused on my gender. And of course, lot's of driving and street address metaphors.  Somehow, though, I took the 20 best lines and rearranged them into... poetry.

So here it is, my googlism poem.

Lane

Lane is an online writer
Lane is learning centered
Lane is no place for slowpokes
Lane is nobody's bimbo

Lane is your lane
Lane is our lane
Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Lane is a 81 hectare site

Lane is the fast lane
Lane is a lonely place
Lane is a killer
Lane is just fine

Lane is women's fitness world
Lane is his own toughest critic
Lane is the epitome of the hollywood vamp that has gone missing in recent years
Lane is proud to introduce sharp yarns to our community – and our shipment just arrived

Lane is coral's national favourite
Lane is an associate professor of psychology
Lane is 5"x16"x98" and weighs 85lbs
Lane is a proponent of using targeted tax incentives to foster the development of...

 


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