Emo news captions

One of Eric's favorite instant messaging activities is to IM me links to news stories often with newsphoto caption suggestions. Below is a (partial) capture of one evening's offerings

emo: HA!  check out this intentionally elfish photo.....go get em AP!  "yeah, but my right hand is absolutely giganterous"
Laniac: "Have you ever really LOOKED at your hand?"
emo: talk to the hand, dude

emo: "and here's another page your president can't read"

emo: "you fucking son of a bitch, get back here!"
Laniac: "Honestly, do you see any thinning back there?"

emo: de-evolution, from left to right

emo: the president signs into law "free speech coffins" in advance of his campaign schedule. rumsfeld stews in background because "free speech stretch racks" were not agreed to......
Laniac: and a loop on the "h", See, I can write my name!

emo: who are you again?

emo: "Get out of the way, Colin, let me touch the black kid."  

emo: "hoo hoo hoo hoo"  
Laniac: Rummy looks like he's thinking something sarcastic about bush too. Like stick to the script

emo: bush's first night in vegas was an absolute triumph..........

emo: "how the hell did drew carrey get up here?"  

emo: "mr president, you can count on meeee....i am your hardcore, rightwing westcost asshole supreme...."  
Laniac: no, he's just saying "I'll be back" again

emo: "sheeeit, you guys are fucked"

emo: george bush's first steps.....

emo: wow..........
emo: only in america

emo: "you are entitled to your opinion that i am a lunatic crazed homicidal clueless former coke head alcoholic front man for the worst foreign policy wonks since goering and himmler, and i am entitled to my right to disagree with you"