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         <title>Night of the Republican Living Dead</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/8/2007 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br><h1>Night of the Republican Living Dead</h1><br><b><center>A perspective on the Presidential debates</center></b><br><br>June 8, 2007<br><br>Politics in America continues to get more bizarre and removed from reality every day. It's like we're in some bizarre horror movie and everybody on the TV just accepts the bat-shit crazy stuff coming out the Republicans mouths as if it were somehow normal. So, given my perspective, I guess it's no big surprise I couldn't make it all the way through the Republican debates the other night. I did catch some of the highlights and some post-debate coverage, however. Here's my recollection of some of the CNN coverage:<br><br>Wolf Blitzer: If you're just joining us, we've finished watching the third Republican Party presidential debate. We'll have an all-star line up of analysis from the Best Political Team On Television (tm).<br><br>First, let's hear from senior CNN political analyst, Bill Schneider. Bill, what do you make of Ron Paul's comments tonight? Is he out of step with the party or, as he says, trying to reclaim its principles?<br><br>Bill Schneider, CNN political analyst: Well, as you note, he says the party of fiscal responsibility and small government has become the party of eating brains and pre-emptive wars to control the supply of foreign brains. Of course, as a long shot candidate, he needs to differentiate himself from the first-tier candidates. And his comments condemning the invasion of Iraq as being all about brains clearly created quite a stir.<br><br>Wolf Blitzer: Yes, but does that resonate with the base?<br><br>Bill Schneider: Well, that is a problem I think he's going to have to face. I think it resonates more with Democrats and independents. As unpopular as Operation Iraqi Brains is among some voters, the Republican base still views this as an integral part of the Global War on Brains.<br><br>[cut to video montage of likely Republican Party primary voters, clips of Republican candidates]<br><br>[voice over, Bill Schneider:] When asked about whether they support continuing to fight in Iraq or want to see the US pull out troops, this response is pretty typical:<br><br>[likely Republican Party primary voter video]: More brains! More BRAINS!!!<br><br>[voice over, Bill Schneider:] This seems to be more of a critical issue to Republican voters this year than social issues like abortion or gay marriage, as is evidenced by the widespread enthusiasm for Rudy Giuliani.<br><br>[video, crowd scene, Giuliani campaign event]<br>Giuliani: Brains. Brains! 9/11! Eat brains. 9/11! 9/11!<br>audience: (moans, groans, shouts of "brains!" Grows more agitated as Giuliani speaks).<br><br>[voice over, Bill Schneider:] And the relative strength of support for Mitt Romney suggest that being a person of faith, even if that faith is Mormonism, is critical -- provided the candidate is seen as supportive of the War on Brains:<br><br>[Mitt Romney, speaking to crowd:] I believe in God. And God says eat brains! I used to have reservations about eating brains, but I've come to appreciate the importance of this important moral issue in recent years. (faking being a zombie, with arms out, looks more like a Frankenstein impersonation) BRAINS!!! Errrgh!<br><br>[voice over, Bill Schneider:] Another important issue this cycle, immigration, has divided the party. President Bush want's to create a guest brains program as an effort to stem illegal immigration, but other members of his party see this as a threat.<br><br>[video, Tom Tancredo, from cable news interview:] Mexicans want our brains! BAD! Brains for Americans! Must build wall to keep out Mexicans! More brains for us! BRAINS!<br><br>[voice over, Bill Schneider:] Now, getting back to Ron Paul.... Frankly, I think one of the other candidates will eat his brain by the time we get to the Iowa caucuses.<br><br>[end video]<br><br>Wolf Blitzer: Thanks for that analysis Bill. Now we invite David Broder, the "dean" of Washington political journalism to give his perspective on this campaign season. Thanks for joining us David.<br><br>David Broder: Glad to be here, Wolf.<br><br>Wolf Blitzer: How do you think the campaign season is shaping up so far? How do you see the messages from the respective parties evolving?<br><br>David Broder: Well, of course both parties have to appeal to the extremists in their parties at this stage of the game, Wolf. Republican candidates suggest that they'd be willing to use nuclear weapons if it's necessary to stop Iran from cutting off our supply of middle eastern brains, while Democrats feel forced by their base to pander to ideas like universal health care and finding a cure for zombie-ism. Both are just as extreme and I think the Democrats pursue the issue of a cure for zombie-ism at their own peril. It plays right into the hands of Republican party operatives who will hammer them repeatedly over the head with that once we get past primary season. Grrrkkkhhgglle (Broder's monologue is cut short as Bob Novak, sitting next to him, begins eating his brain)<br><br>Wolf Blitzer: Well, David had to go, there. We'll cut to a commercial and then come back to hear from Robert Novak, who had some stunning news from the Fred Thompson campaign earlier today. Here's a hint -- it involves brains.<br><br>[exit to commercial for prescription Zombinex HCl]]]></description>
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         <title>Escalation by any other name smells just as stupid</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[1/11/2007 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Hey, I'm back. I've been invited by my friend the Freewayblogger to start posting on <A href="http://freewayblogger.blogspot.com/"><U>Tales of the Freewayblogger</U></A>. So, at the very least, I'll cross-post here. I just put up my first post, <A href="http://www.DrLaniac.com/Articles/View.asp?file=EscalationSpeech.htm"><STRONG><U>Escalation by any other name smells just as stupid</U></STRONG></A>. (or <A href="http://freewayblogger.blogspot.com/2007/01/escalation-by-any-other-name-smells.html"><U>over there on TotF</U></A>)]]></description>
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         <title>Tropical Storm Lane. W00t!</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[9/14/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Hey, check this out. There's a Pacific storm named after me -- tropical storm Lane. It's off the coast of Baja right now, but it's moving north. Cool!<BR><br><DIV align=center><IMG src="/images/2006_09/TropicalStormLane.gif"></DIV><BR><BR><A href="http://visibleearth.nasa.gov/view_rec.php?id=1414">NASA</A><BR><A href="http://www.weather.com/hurricanecentral/2006/lane.html?from=hurricane_welcome">Weather.com</A>]]></description>
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         <title>Swift Boat '06</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[9/8/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Hey, remember me? Yes, I've been AWOL (blogWOL?) for the last month. But the beginning of the official campaign season is already pissing me off. <br><br>Last election, we had the Swiftboat Liars, a bunch of right-wing operatives who got free airplay on all the news stations for weeks, even though they were proven to be bald-faced liars in the first couple of days. This election, we got all the way to Labor Day without anybody stepping up to do the job. Sure, Rummy and Rove and Cheney and Bush and the well-known winger mouthpieces have been claiming that the Democrats love the Islamic Hitler's and Stalin's we're fighting in World War IV. Unfortunately for those folks, the American public has decided all the President's men are loony. Or that the economy suxors despite what they say on TV. Or whatever. Who can tell what the people of America believe? Having heard that <a href="http://www.seeingtheforest.com/archives/2006/09/43_believe_sadd.htm">43% of the public believes Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks</a>, it reminds me why the Republican's are so intent on destroying the educational system and replacing it with Sunday school. <br><br>In any case, we've finally got our Swiftboat Liars 2006 - ABC/Disney. <br><br>Regular blog readers at this point are yawning, saying "Oy! another retelling of the '<a href="http://thinkprogress.org/?tag=Path+to+911">Path to 9/11</a>' story." Well, I'll keep it brief. <br><br>A right-wing partisan, Cyrus Nowrasteh, wrote a whopper of a tale blaming the Clinton administration for 9/11. Since the facts didn't fit the story he wanted to tell, he was forced to make stuff up. He got the Magic Kingdom of ABC to option his story into a TV movie miniseries, just in time for the 9/11 anniversary and right before an election. ABC/Disney, then markets this as being based on the 9/11 Commission reports, gets the Republican head of the 9/11 commission, Tom Kean, to play along and sends out hundreds of preview copies to right-wingers. But if you're a Democrat - no preview for you. They even lined up Scholastic to teach this made up history to school children across the country. And to signal their respect for the solemnity of 9/11, they'll run it commercial free over two nights.<br><br>It's unclear yet how this will play out. Dems have at least learned the lesson from Kerry's bad example of allowing liars to slander you in public. One might wonder how a $30 million partisan gift to the GOP by a major network is a responsible use of that free spectrum they get every year. Well, <a href="http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/09/senate-democratic-leadership-threatens.html">so are Congressional Democrats</a>. Loudly. <a href="http://mediamatters.org/items/200609060008">Scholastic at least has seen the light</a> and is backing away from their role in the fiasco. <br><br>I so hope this thing <a href="http://www.variety.com/VR1117949675.html">gets cancelled</a>. I don't think it's fixable (of course, not having seen it, not being a right-wing blogger or talk radio host). The fact that the screenplay was done by a partisan-winger guarantees it's craptastic from beginning to end. Damage has already been done, now that an official right-wing version of history has been provided for the <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_09_01_digbysblog_archive.html#115758941060202093">wingers to harp about for the next generation</a>. (They'll still tell you about how Clinton had Vince Foster killed, if you let them.) <br><br>Airing this thing will be just one more step down the road to an official State media that will dutifully report whatever lies they believe to be in their corporate interest. Over the holiday weekend, before this story broke, I watched "<a href="http://vforvendetta.warnerbros.com/">V For Vendetta</a>". If you haven't seen it, do. The portayal of the news there is precisely where this thing leads, where any pro-government spin is in, no matter how transparently false.<br><br>For all the complaints about the tameness/lameness of the Shrub-era media, this is a bridge too far. We've grown accustomed to the President lying to us. At least, those of us who actually follow the news have. For an awful lot of people, that knowledge has not fully sunk in. They don't trust the president, many think he lied about why we invaded Iraq. But I listened to his speech yesterday. It was appalling. He actually tried to use Colleen Rowley, to justify the Patriot Act. (She's the former FBI agent who couldn't get her bosses to apply for a FISA warrant that would have almost certainly revealed the why's and wherefore's behind the 9/11 hijackers flight training.) Bush claimed that the FISA warrant that was never applied for was turned down. FISA warrants are almost never turned down. He lied about a bunch of other stuff, but you get the idea. <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2006/09/bush-abu-zubayda-and-end-of-trust-bush.html">I see Juan Cole was worked up about the lies of the previous day's speech</a>. <br><br>The point is that when the people running the government blatantly lie, with impunity, day after day, you get people who believe that Saddam ordered 9/11, that we found lots of Iraqi WMD, and that Democrats hate your freedom. That's not democracy, it's demogogocracy.<br><br>I don't have a lot of hope for America's ever-bright future. The only eventual good outcomes I see are the result of unintended future consequences -- after our currency has been devalued, the fractured economy has begun to heal and expectations have been sufficiently lowered. And while we all hope we can survive with the consequences of global warming.<br><br>Meanwhile, Chimpy thumps his chest about how he's keeping us safer as Pakistan is busy <a href="http://www.atimes.com/atimes/South_Asia/HI08Df03.html">opting out of the whole "War on Terror" thing</a>.<br><br>Have a nice day.]]></description>
         <pubDate>9/8/2006</pubDate><category>Election 2006</category>
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         <title>Words Have No Meaning</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[8/2/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Words have no meaning<br>lofty phrases serving only to buttress <br>an imaginary moral higher ground<br>carefully crafted to give the appearance <br>of righteousness to a moral outrage<br><br>Never again, they say, never again<br>But if words had meaning they'd say<br>ever and again almost without ceasing<br><br>Oh look up to the sky<br>to watch fall precious missiles of peace<br>Oh look down to see <br>the grateful tears in the eyes<br>of the orphans and widows of freedom<br><br>Never again, they say, no never again<br>But if words had meaning they'd say<br>ever and again never nearly ceasing<br><br>Each champion of the epic struggle <br>of the evil and the good<br>claims unique dominion for their own<br>to the unsullied cause of the good<br><br>In case you hadn't noticed by now<br>these appear to be but words<br>and as we all must surely know<br>words have no meaning]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[7/28/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Morgan Spurlock is back with season two of his reality TV documentary series "<a href="http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/30days/main.html">30 Days</a>". Spurlock is the guy who made the movie "<a href="http://www.supersizeme.com/">Super Size Me</a>" to demonstrate the perils of an all-McDonald's diet. <br><br>I loved the first season and the second got of to a powerful start last night with "Immigration". <br><br>The show is basically variations on a theme, putting people in situations alien to their experience for 30 days and watching the results. One variation, closer to the original Super Size Me angle, puts people through an endurance test to expose some social ill or questionable lifestyle choice - such as the episode in which a mom engaged in the binge drinking lifestyle of her college age daughter or a guy intrigued with the idea of life extension and engineering a better body through exercise and micronutrients (perhaps the most dangerous episode, in which the guy nearly ruined his health). <br><br>The other set of variations, however, in which Spurlock puts people with prejudices of one sort or another in the shoes of those the subject holds those prejudices against. Last season's most powerful episode was the evangelical Christian that lived for a month as a Muslim with a family in Dearborn Michigan.<br><br>These episodes are interesting because they demonstrate the power of empathy. The subjects' lives are transformed by the process, the cold stone in their hearts melted by experiencing life as the feared "other". Last night's episode was one of the latter.<br><br>The subject of "Immigration" was a gun-toting, border-patrolling, bile-spitting member of the Minutemen. For a month, he lived in a tiny apartment in East LA with an undocumented couple and their 5 children. The target of empathy therapy this week - Frank George - is himself an hispanic immigrant. His parents fled Cuba during the revolution and his family was allowed to immigrate to the US. Now, Frank might not be your typical Minuteman, lacking the white supremicist angle that seems so popular within the group, but if you listen to him talk, he's spitting the talking points and views Mexican and Central American immigrants as an invasion force that will destroy America as we know it. As the audience watched, we could see the stone melting and Frank emerged a changed, saner man.<br><br>Of course, while the show comes off as a social psychological experiment, it is still a reality TV show with carefully scripted preconditions. I'm sure the family was carefully chosen for maximum emphathy induction. The honor role daughter hoping to get into Princeton on a scholarship, Frank's trip to Mexico to visit members of the extended family left behind, the choice of Frank himself - a bundle of cognitive dissonance just begging to be deconstructed. The stagecraft of the show ensures the desired result as much as possible. As someone pointed out to me yesterday, Spurlock in "Super Size Me" was perhaps the person most ill suited to living off McDonalds' food for a month as he was a strict vegan. Big Mac's and McChicken sandwiches were bound to be a major shock to his system. <br><br>But hey, who's to complain? I still find the show fascinating and hope that it's not only the carefully selected participants who learn a thing or two. I hope it acts as a kind of allergy shots against prejudice, or maybe an empathy booster shot. I hope that a good number of TV viewers took away by proxy the lessons that Frank learned. Lack of empathy for "the other" is a disease of the human condition we can ill afford in this modern world. If only the war-hungry neocons, Bushite zombies, IDF retribution bombers and fatwa-issuing Hezbollites could be put on an empathy IV drip for a couple of days.]]></description>
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         <title>Topsy Turvy</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[7/20/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>You know it's topsy turvy time when I'm in agreement with both Pat Buchanan and the current Pope (<a href="http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2006/07/hellmouth_sets.php">via Wolcott</a>)<br><br><blockquote>Let it be said: Israel has a right to defend herself, a right to counterattack against Hezbollah and Hamas, a right to clean out bases from which Katyusha or Qassam rockets are being fired, and a right to occupy land from which attacks are mounted on her people. <br><br>But what Israel is doing is imposing deliberate suffering on civilians, collective punishment on innocent people, to force them to do something they are powerless to do: disarm the gunmen among them. Such a policy violates international law and comports neither with our values nor our interests. It is un-American and un-Christian. <br><br>But where are the Christians? Why is Pope Benedict virtually alone among Christian leaders to have spoken out against what is being done to Lebanese Christians and Muslims?<br><br>When al-Qaeda captured two U.S. soldiers and barbarically butchered them, the U.S. Army did not smash power plants across the Sunni Triangle. Why then is Bush not only silent but openly supportive when Israelis do this?</blockquote><br><br>Now, of course, Pat's been accused (with good reason) of all kinds of bigotry and is the paleocon's paleocon (thus a strong isolationist bent). It's still the ultimate in irony that those crazy Palm Beach butterfly ballots caused a bunch of little old Jewish ladies (among others) to accidentally vote for Pat instead of Al Gore. Thus, President Chimpy McFlightsuit. Meanwhile, the Pope's concern stems at least in part from the Lebanese Maronite Christians. Still, the quote stands as an accurate assessment.<br><br>Bush appears to be willing to offer a blank check to the Israeli military action. Congress looks poised to pass a resolution of support for Israel today, which is sad and wrong, but there it is.<br><br>And of course, those prime cheerleaders of war with Iraq on Faux News and their favorite extremist guests have rolled out a brand new war drum. <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/07/17/neocons-middle-east-war/">Bill Kristol is so excited about the idea of another war</a>, this time with Iran (oh and heck, why not Syria, while we're at it?) that he's going to need a change of underwear any minute. And, have you heard? The people of <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/07/19/kristol-iran/">Iran would welcome us as liberators</a>? Talk about tired reruns. Newt Gingrich, elderstatesman of the crazy party <a href="http://mediamatters.org/items/200607190006">can't say World War III enough times</a>. <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/07/18/israel-iran-strike/">And yes, the Moonie Times also</a>, but of course! And don't miss then there's The New Republic's (aka Joe Lieberman Weekly) bizarro article - <a href="http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2006/07/teh_funny.html">Why Israel Should Bomb Syria</a>. You see, it would make the region more stable. Kriminy.<br><br>I'm no expert on the middle east, so I don't have much to add in the way of additional pithy and original points. (Here's my contribution: I suspect it will be global warming that solves the middle east crisis, once the region becomes completely uninhabitable.) There are plenty of people out in blogtopia<sup>*</sup> who've had plenty of intelligent things to say. An example: Jonathan Schwartz over at Tom Tomorrow's blog has <a href="http://thismodernworld.com/3005">Emily Litella speaks out on the situation in the middle east</a>. As a more long-form example, I point you to Billmon, who's been on a roll lately with some of the most insightful material on the war in the Middle East that I've read. Here's a selection of his recent posts from the last few days. Especially worthy of note are the bolded entries:<br><br><b><A href="http://billmon.org/archives/002539.html">On War</A></b><br><A href="http://billmon.org/archives/002538.html">Double Plus Ungood</A><br><b><A href="http://billmon.org/archives/002537.html">The Silent Party</A></b><br><A href="http://billmon.org/archives/002536.html">The Wish is Father to the Deed</A><br><A href="http://billmon.org/archives/002535.html">War is Peace</A><br><b><A href="http://billmon.org/archives/002533.html">To Be Or Not To Be</A></b><br><br><sup>*</sup> <a href="http://xnerg.blogspot.com/">(I submit my royalty payments to Skippy on a quarterly basis for mentions of blogtopia)</a>.]]></description>
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         <title>Sigh, a curmudgeon before my time.</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[7/11/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>I hate to be a downer all the time, I really do. I never set out to be a curmudgeon before my time, I just kind of got stuck with the role as a consequence of being a long-time news junkie and as a person who can't help giving a sh*t. <br><br>The 101st Fightin' Keyboard Kommandos would tell you this is proof I hate America. Of course, that's stupid, anti-intellectual, jingo BS, but the self-loathing press likes to invite guests onto TV who say things like that. Meanwhile people like me get called blogofascists because we want to see Bush's kissin' cousin, Joe Lieberman replaced by Ned Lamont. Funny, that.<br><br>Anyway, after my wet blanket of a 4th of July message, I was looking for something more upbeat to say. Sure, there's always the "good news" from Iraq, but with the recent spate of news from Iraq, even that font of hope has dried up.<br><br>Take your pick. Haditha got the ball rolling in investigating US atrocities after 24 people were shot dead, women, children and a man in a wheelchair included and <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/08/world/middleeast/08haditha.html?pagewanted=print">then initially covered up</a>. But the recent story of premeditated rape and murder of what now appears to have been a 14-year old girl has really got people worked up. Turns out, the fellow charged with the actual rape has since been <a href="http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/14970023.htm">discharged because he has a personality disorder</a>. Gee, ya think?<br><br>I have to wonder if he'd have been weeded out earlier if things weren't so difficult on the recruiting front and the military wasn't so over-extended. I mean, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/07/washington/07recruit.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&pagewanted=print">they've apparently stopped trying to get the neo-nazi's out</a>. Ayran Nations' graffiti in Baghdad and allegations that a Special Forces officer heads the network of white supremicist infiltrators sounds like a really bad combination.<br><br>And speaking of personality disorders, over at "The Plank" (a TNR online joint), <a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/008992.php">neocon fellow traveller Lawrence Kaplan passes on something he heard from CNN's Nic Robertson</a>:<br><br><blockquote>"One international official told me of reports among his staff that a 15-year-old girl had been beheaded and a dog&#8217;s head sewn on her body in its place; and of a young child who had had his hands drilled and bolted together before being killed."</blockquote><br>Now that's f***ed up. I apologize for the pr*f*nity, but that's really the only possible description.<br><br>And then there were the killings in the <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/07/09/iraq.main/index.html">Hay al Jihad district of Baghdad</a> where Shia militiamen went around checking ID cards and killing people with Sunni names. Reports say that the massacre included from 40 to 60 people and also involved home invasion killings topped by setting the houses on fire.<br><br>Meanwhile, the <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2006/07/food-water-running-out-for-gazas.html">humanitarian crisis in Gaza is just about to commence</a> as food is running out. Electricity and fresh water - a thing of the past. Nothing much gets said about that news. The Israeli government appears to enjoy reading from our script in Iraq: winning hearts and minds by threatening death, disease and destruction.<br><br>George W. Bush has two years left in his maladministration to continue making the world a complete mess. <a href="http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1965847,00.html">Tony Snow can bristle all he wants</a> at characterizations of "cowboy diplomacy", but no one trusts us to be serious about real diplomacy. North Korea has taken advantage of Bush's approach to foreign policy and <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/war-unlikely-for-iran-says-poland/2006/07/09/1152383611521.html">Poland has decided we're untrustworthy fabulists about Iran after that fiasco at the UN regarding Iraq</a>.<br><br>And here, back in the Kingdom of Make-Believe, CNN is carrying the daily Bush speech. He's claiming we're seeing wonderful growth of the economy as a result of his tax cuts and that we're shrinking the deficit he created much faster than projected. Of course, it was his own projections he's beating, pre-inflated so they could be revised in time for such glowing announcements as today's speech. Hey, we're only going to have a $296 billion dollar deficit this year. Whee! We're going into debt much slower than planned. Yee-ha! Now if we just give him a line-item veto, he'd be able to cut food stamps and health care for the poor and be doing even better.<br><br>At least I'm not the only curmudgeon out there. <a href="http://billmon.org/archives/002489.html">Billmon has an even darker piece you should read, if I haven't depressed you sufficiently</a>.<br><br>Cheers. Have a nice day.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[7/3/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>For a few seconds last Thursday, I took a little time out to celebrate the <a href="http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/printer_friendly.pl?page=us/000/05-184.html">Supreme Court Decision</a> declaring the Bush administration&#8217;s conduct at Guantanamo to be unconstitutional and opening up the (at least theoretical) possibility of war crimes charges. I say theoretical because while declaring that the Geneva Conventions applies to all prisoners resulting from the War on Terra, in practice, I have a hard time believing that Souter wouldn&#8217;t bolt from the majority opinion in any application of this ruling to actual attempts to prosecute war criminals. That the Geneva Conventions were upheld as the law of the land as a ratified treaty and the law of war because of their inclusion in the US Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) is a relief. But it&#8217;s sad that we require the Supreme Court to confirm that 2+2 actually does equal 4.<br><br>My celebration was also short-lived because it&#8217;s clear, six years into the reign of the Man-Boy King, that the next constitutional insult or full-fledged crisis is one rubber-stamp Republican congressional act or executive branch legal stiff-arm away. I&#8217;m hoping that enough Republicans in Congress will balk at stripping the Geneva Conventions from the UCMJ or trying an ex post facto grant of authority to Bush to act unconstitutionally in regards to prisoner treatment. Yeah, here&#8217;s hoping. Considering that all they are willing to spend their time on recently is blaming all our ills on immigrants, gays, flag-burners, Democrats and the New York Times isn&#8217;t exactly reassuring. <br><br>Meanwhile, <a href="http://billmon.org/archives/002496.html">Billmon has an interesting piece</a> on the military lawyer who pusued the case all the way to the Supreme&#8217;s at the likely cost of his career. If you&#8217;re looking for a good subject for a toast at your 4th of July barbeque, Lt. Commander Charles Swift and his boss, Col. Dwight Sullivan are a good choice.<br><br>The reasons for concern about the health of our democratic intitutions goes on, however, so don&#8217;t get carried away. Last week after the NY Times told us (as George Bush told us in 2001) that the US is going after terrorist financial networks, the wingnuts are going, well, nuts. Calling for prosecutions for treason for telling us something we already knew may seem a little over the top, but Bill Bennett and his ilk seem to have confused going over the top in punditry with the Olympic pole vault tryouts. It was encouraging to see <a href="http://atrios.blogspot.com/2006_07_02_atrios_archive.html#115186040465571485">Dana Priest seated next to Bennett</a> and explaining why he&#8217;s such a putz on Meet the Press, but meanwhile the digital brownshirts were leaking brains over a <a href="http://glenngreenwald.blogspot.com/2006/07/conservative-pundits-reveal-murderous.html">travel section article in the NY Times</a> talking about the town where Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld have summer homes. Again, information we already knew from previous news stories, such as the fact that Rumsfeld&#8217;s home in St. Michael&#8217;s Maryland was the home of a brutal slaveowner who <a href="http://heroux.blogspot.com/2006/05/rumsfeld-lives-in-notorious-home.html">beat Frederick Douglass at least 25 times there</a> and was known for &#8220;breaking"slaves.  (I guess the whole torture connection qualifies as some kind of karmic irony.) Yet because of all the treason talk, the wingnuts are forming a posse to track down employees of the Times, posting their personal information and home addresses online. The language used seems to call for the Department of Homeland Security to send out some agents.<br><br>Don&#8217;t it make you proud to be an American? Happy 4th of July! <br><br>I hope that I&#8217;ll be around in 30 years, looking back as a member of the broad, shared consensus that this era was a dark stain on the conscience of American, along with the Japanese Detainment, Red Scares and Vietnam, McCarthyism and the reign of the KKK. Unfortunately, I fear there will be many bad things that will have to transpire before we get there.<br><br>For instance, I&#8217;ve been reading <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743271092/sr=8-1/qid=1151937320/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-6971046-1947968?ie=UTF8">Ron Suskind&#8217;s &#8220;The One Percent Doctrine"</a> this last week. One of the things in its pages that should disturb the aware reader is the discussion of how the US freed Ariel Sharon to take a hard line and sabotage the peace process. Not only have our adventures in Iraq destablized the region, but we&#8217;ve given the Israeli right permission, both implicit and explicit, to ramp up their aggression. If you haven&#8217;t been following it, <a href="http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2006/06/massive_overkil.php">James Wolcott&#8217;s post &#8220;Massive Overkill"</a> describes the horror the current military attacks in Gaza mean to the Palestinians there. The destruction of the power grid and captivity of people in Gaza means that this is likely to become a massive humanitarian nightmare pretty quickly as food runs out, clean water becomes unavailable and medical facilities are unable to cope. <br><br>Further signs of Iraq&#8217;s devolution into civil war also continues. <a href="http://www.juancole.com/2006/07/sunni-bloc-withdraws-from-parliament.html">Juan Cole&#8217;s daily round-up</a> includes such tidbits as a bloc of Sunni government ministers refusing to engage in further parlimentary participation after one of their members was kidnapped, major death and destruction from street fighting and bombings, the refusal of the offered amnesty program by at least one group of insurgents, and growing outrage over the continuing revelations of murder and mistreatment of Iraqi&#8217;s at American hands. Appearantly, the latest story of rape and murder is too inflammatory for many of the papers there to report on. <br><br>It&#8217;s always easier to break stuff than to build it. So easy to destroy trust and so hard to reestablish it. George Bush has excelled at breaking things. I worry about how long it will take us to rebuild them.<br><br>Well, that&#8217;s my uplifting story for the holiday. Have an wonderful day of outdoor cooking, some fine beverages (in moderation, of course) and some excellent and artfully burnt meat. And enjoy your local colorful night-time explosives displays!]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/26/2006 - St. Paul Pioneer Press<br><br>I confess, I'm used to getting lied to. After all, I'm an American, subjected to constant advertising for products and services that don't live up to their promises. I've been paying attention to the recent Net Neutrality issue in which the telco's want to turn the Internet into their proprietary cash machine. They want the privelege of being able to extort money from big content providers to guarantee good quality delivery of their bits while relegating everyone else to second class status. Meanwhile, they market the whole idea as TV freedom and freeing the Internet from government regulation. Oh and there's the Republican Party, another product that doesn't live up to it's lying promises.<br><br>So yeah, I'm used to being lied to.<br><br>But then I heard Thom Hartmann on Air America Radio talking about a Friday Wall Street Journal article on pensions. (It's behind their subscription wall, but <a href="http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/business/14890321.htm?template=contentModules/printstory.jsp">this edited version is running at the Pioneer Press</a>.)<br><br>Turns out, the real problem with pensions we've been hearing about from some huge corporations isn't the plans for their rank-and-file workers, it's the executive plans:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">To help explain its deep slump, General Motors Corp. often cites "legacy costs," including pensions for its giant U.S. work force. In its latest annual report, GM wrote, "Our extensive pension and (post-employment) obligations to retirees are a competitive disadvantage for us." Early this year, GM announced it was ending pensions for 42,000 workers.<br><br>But there's a twist to the automaker's pension situation: The pension plans for its rank-and-file U.S. workers are overstuffed with cash, containing about $9 billion more than is needed to meet their obligations for years to come.<br><br>Another of GM's pension programs, however, saddles the company with a liability of $1.4 billion. These pensions are for its executives.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>And if that's not bad enough, the original version from the Journal included a bit that didn't make the Pioneer Press' edit, but was included in a quote from <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/6/23/85917/4055">Tasini's Diary on DKos</a>:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">When General Motors cites retiree costs, the giant auto maker has a point: It owed nearly 700,000 U.S. workers and retirees pensions that totaled $87.8 billion at the end of last year.<br><br>But $95.3 billion had already been set aside to pay those benefits when due.<br><br>All of these assets are earning investment returns, which offset the pensions' expense. GM lost $10.6 billion in 2005. But deep as its losses have been, they would have been far worse without the more than $10 billion per year in investment income that the GM pension plan for the rank and file generates.<br><br>The pension plan for GM executives is another matter. Unfunded to the tune of $1.4 billion, it detracts from GM's bottom line each year.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Yes, that's right. Not only are they hiding the effects of their executive pensions on the corporation, the worker's plan is actually creating a <b>PROFIT</b> for the company while the executive plan is a drain on the bottom line. Yet, which are they cutting? <br><br>GM has had a seriously rough time on the stock market in the last couple of years, losing over half their valuation. It strikes me that investors in GM might want to start a class action suit for gross mismanagement, fraud, and conspiracy to embezzle.<br><br>And it's not only GM, although they're the easiest to pick on. GE, AT&T, IBM, and UnitedHealth are also cited in the article. And I'm sure there's plenty more where that came from. With executives receiving hundreds of million or even billion dollar pension benefits (yes, it's hard to believe, a billion dollar pension), tied to their bloated salaries and approved by their co-conspirators on the corporate boards, it's no wonder so many large corporations are experiencing a pinch.<br><br>There's another article, this one from Ian Welsh over at BOP News, that caught my attention over the weekend. Entitled "<a href="http://www.bopnews.com/archives/006503.html">The Long Suck Revisited</a>", it explains the two post-WWII economies. The rising-tide-lifts-all-boats economy that ended in the 70's and the-rich-won-the-class-war economy we've got now. Ian has very informative charts and graphs, showing how wages have stagnated while all the money from consistently rising GDP has gone to the ultra-rich. Ian has quite the compelling explanation for the change which occurred after the oil shocks:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">The oil shocks caused a big problem, and part of the problem was this &#8211; giving lots of money to a bunch of Middle Eastern dictatorships really meant giving lots of money to a very few individuals. When you pay for a barrel of oil from Kuwait or from Saudi Arabia, really that money is controlled by the kings of those countries. When you buy oil from, say Sweden, or Britain or Canada, that money goes into a lot of hands, who then turn around and use their foreign currency bonanza mostly to buy goods.<br><br>Well, no matter how many jets or limos you want, there really is a limit to how much even a few thousand noblemen and dictators can spend. <br><br>They had lots of money, and when you&#8217;re rich and have piles of money, and aren&#8217;t a complete moron, you go looking for assets to buy &#8211; businesses, real estate and so on that produce returns. Since your own countries are backwards third world economies, even if you want to spend at home, there&#8217;s a limit to it. So you go to first world economies. Since oil is bought in dollars, and since the US is the lynchpin world economy, mostly you go to the US (although Europe had to deal with this issue as well, and chose a different path, one of regulating ownership, instead.)<br><br>So the US realized that if it didn&#8217;t do something, the cutting edge, most profitable industries in the US would be bought up by a very few rich oil princes. In absolute terms their money was small compared to the entire float of the US economy, but it was highly liquid and more than sufficient to buy controlling interests in all the businesses really worth buying. One solution, the one most of Europe chose, was to create laws that said &#8220;no, you can&#8217;t buy that.&#8221;<br><br>That&#8217;s not the choice that was made &#8211; the choice made was to make America&#8217;s rich [rich] enough to compete.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>My edit, there at the end, to clear up the meaning.<br><br>Go check out Ian's charts. They're simple and clear and show you exactly what he's saying. That's why GM workers must suffer for the excesses of their management. America needs robber barons and equivalents to the Saudi royals. Or at least that's what a generation of Republican policy has brought us. Remember that when you vote this fall. Remember it when you talk to your friends and neighbors while working for your preferred candidates. <br><br>And most of all remember it when you contact your elected representatives -- of both parties. Republicans may be driving this change, but Democrats have been ineffective at opposing it, and some (cough, Joe Biden, cough) are right in the pockets of our corporate overlords. Joe Lieberman may be the current intra-party target of voter outrage and frustration among Democrats. But the Biden's of the party need to feel the heat too. Populism, progressive populism, is seriously missing from the Dems in DC bubbleland. Reconnecting to us actual people out here who struggle to keep their heads above water in our ever more tenuous economy is a formula for electoral success as well as the right thing to do. It's time they get on board or else we should look for replacements who will.]]></description>
         <pubDate>6/26/2006</pubDate><category>Corporations</category>
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         <title>Puppet Regime</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/22/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br><IMG style="WIDTH: 180px; HEIGHT: 189px" alt="" hspace=4 src="/images/2006_06/Edgar.gif" align=left vspace=4 border=0>That cartoon comes from <a href="http://thismodernworld.com/2963">Tom Tomorrow</a>, ever so long ago in June of 2001. Back then talk of Karl Rove as "Bush's Brain" was fresh and new, use of the phrase "the Cheney Administration" had not come into common parlance and even the mighty blogosphere was yet to be born.<br><br>But Tom Tomorrow was already demonstrating his prowess as our nation's leading cartoon seer. <br><br>You see, Ron Suskind's new book "The One Percent Solution" is out, and we learn <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/20/books/20kaku.html?_r=2&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&adxnnlx=1150981583-VLiuQ9NXRa5oXHEW8p6TFA&pagewanted=print">Cheney's CIA nickname was "Edgar"</a> as in Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy, the old-timey ventriloquist act:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">This book augments the portrait of Mr. Bush as an incurious and curiously uninformed executive that Mr. Suskind earlier set out in "The Price of Loyalty" and in a series of magazine articles on the president and key aides. In "The One Percent Doctrine," he writes that Mr. Cheney's nickname inside the C.I.A. was Edgar (as in Edgar Bergen), casting Mr. Bush in the puppet role of Charlie McCarthy, and cites one instance after another in which the president was not fully briefed (or had failed to read the basic paperwork) about a crucial situation.<br><br>During a November 2001 session with the president, Mr. Suskind recounts, a C.I.A. briefer realized that the Pentagon had not told Mr. Bush of the C.I.A.'s urgent concern that Osama bin Laden might escape from the Tora Bora area of Afghanistan (as he indeed later did) if United States reinforcements were not promptly sent in. And several months later, he says, attendees at a meeting between Mr. Bush and the Saudis discovered after the fact that an important packet laying out the Saudis' views about the Israeli-Palestinian situation had been diverted to the vice president's office and never reached the president. <br><br>Keeping information away from the president, Mr. Suskind argues, was a calculated White House strategy that gave Mr. Bush "plausible deniability" from Mr. Cheney's point of view, and that perfectly meshed with the commander in chief's own impatience with policy details. Suggesting that Mr. Bush deliberately did not read the full National Intelligence Estimate on Iraq, which was delivered to the White House in the fall of 2002, Mr. Suskind writes: "Keeping certain knowledge from Bush &#8212; much of it shrouded, as well, by classification &#8212; meant that the president, whose each word circles the globe, could advance various strategies by saying whatever was needed. He could essentially be 'deniable' about his own statements." <br><br>"Whether Cheney's innovations were tailored to match Bush's inclinations, or vice versa, is almost immaterial," Mr. Suskind continues. "It was a firm fit. Under this strategic model, reading the entire N.I.E. would be problematic for Bush: it could hem in the president's rhetoric, a key weapon in the march to war. He would know too much."<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>He would know too much. It says it all, doesn't it? Making their own reality, using the "One Percent Doctrine" that even if there's a 1% chance of something catastrophically bad happening, it needs to be treated as a given - and responded to as such. With that formulation, Cheney freed his administration from having to actually rely on facts. Instead, they could just dream up scenarios and say whatever they wanted to. What if Saddam is working with al Qaeda? What if Iraq has reactivated their WMD program? What if giant, intelligent space lizards land in Kansas City with a taste for pickled human's feet? (OK, maybe not so much the last one. That's like .08% likely and only seems more than 1% likely if your blood alcohol level is above .08%.)<br><br>Giving the president deniability to his own words and beliefs. Freeing him to use his unreliable "gut" as a guide. Fixing the facts around the policy was the policy.<br><br>But as devastating a portrait as that all is, there's far worse. When Abu Zubaydah, was captured in March 2002, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/06/19/AR2006061901211_pf.html">they quickly realized he was insane and a minor nobody in al Qaeda</a>:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">Abu Zubaydah, his captors discovered, turned out to be mentally ill and nothing like the pivotal figure they supposed him to be. CIA and FBI analysts, poring over a diary he kept for more than a decade, found entries "in the voice of three people: Hani 1, Hani 2, and Hani 3" -- a boy, a young man and a middle-aged alter ego. All three recorded in numbing detail "what people ate, or wore, or trifling things they said." Dan Coleman, then the FBI's top al-Qaeda analyst, told a senior bureau official, "This guy is insane, certifiable, split personality."<br><br>Abu Zubaydah also appeared to know nothing about terrorist operations; rather, he was al-Qaeda's go-to guy for minor logistics -- travel for wives and children and the like. That judgment was "echoed at the top of CIA and was, of course, briefed to the President and Vice President," Suskind writes. And yet somehow, in a speech delivered two weeks later, President Bush portrayed Abu Zubaydah as "one of the top operatives plotting and planning death and destruction on the United States." And over the months to come, under White House and Justice Department direction, the CIA would make him its first test subject for harsh interrogation techniques.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Wait, they knew he was a nobody! Yet they rolled out the torture chamber for him? Why? Because George W Bush, president of the United States of America, appealed to CIA director Tenet not to embarass him:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">... "I said he was important," Bush reportedly told Tenet at one of their daily meetings. "You're not going to let me lose face on this, are you?" "No sir, Mr. President," Tenet replied. Bush "was fixated on how to get Zubaydah to tell us the truth," Suskind writes, and he asked one briefer, "Do some of these harsh methods really work?" Interrogators did their best to find out, Suskind reports. They strapped Abu Zubaydah to a water-board, which reproduces the agony of drowning. They threatened him with certain death. They withheld medication. They bombarded him with deafening noise and harsh lights, depriving him of sleep. Under that duress, he began to speak of plots of every variety -- against shopping malls, banks, supermarkets, water systems, nuclear plants, apartment buildings, the Brooklyn Bridge, the Statue of Liberty. With each new tale, "thousands of uniformed men and women raced in a panic to each . . . target." And so, Suskind writes, "the United States would torture a mentally disturbed man and then leap, screaming, at every word he uttered."<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>First: war crime. You can send president mofo to the Hague, right now. Torturing a man you know has no information to avoid embarassment? And then using that to whip up maximum fear by sending people to track down all these bogus "threats"? The ideals of the poor old USA are far more tarnished than we thought. God forgive us, as they say.<br><br>Now that I have that out of the way, one of the key points that was made back when the torture issue was brand new was that if you were unable to be persuaded that torture was wrong, period, end of story -- try thinking a bit about whether it's effective. Turns out, torture is effective at one thing: extracting false confessions.<br><br>Well, isn't that convenient. Seems that's why the Cheney administration was using it after all. I guess those of us indignant over the torture issue just have to limit our criticisms to the moral issue. But I ask you to note in there, with the false confessions and all, who does that make the enemy? If our government was torturing people to make sure they heard what they wanted, damn the truth and the torpedos and full speed ahead -- who exactly was the enemy?<br><br>Oh, that's an easy one: you and I and the rest of the people of this country. Those voting terrorists who might have voted out Edgar Bergen and his talking monkey fratboy. <br><br>The War on Terror ended in Afghanistan when they let bin Laden get out of Tora Bora. From there on, the War of Terror has been against the US electorate. Keeping us afraid with any bogeyman they dream up and plundering the treasury. Dismantling regulations for their corporate friends and donors. Stripping away civil liberties and gutting the Bill of Rights. Dismantling social programs and preparing us for a new robber baron era where the presidency was restored to it's rightful role, kingly and majestic. Cheney studied at the feet of that truly great president, Nixon. "If the president does it, it's not illegal". Ah, Cheney's clear vision of America in the 21st century, minus all that pesky "democracy" crap.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/19/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>There seems to be a new contest in Washington to see who can most insult the intelligence of the voters. For my money, the banner week in wankery had to start out with the claim that the suicides of three prisoners at Gitmo were <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/06/11/guantanamo.suicides/">acts of war against the US</a>:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">Center for Constitutional Rights lawyers, who defend 200 of the detainees, said the suicides were acts of desperation carried out by people who had not been charged and have no hope of getting their day in court.<br><br>The human rights group Amnesty International blamed the Bush administration's policies for the deaths.<br><br>But Harris said the suicides were an act of "asymmetric warfare" aimed at getting the prison closed. He said a "mythical belief" had spread among inmates that the camp would be shut if three detainees were to die.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Bonus points to Rear Adm. Harry Harris, commander of Joint Task Force Guantanamo, for saying it with a straight face.<br><br>Then came the bogus "debate" in congress about the Iraq war. How to know it was bogus? Easy, the House Majority Leader's talking points were leaked. Guess what: they're using 9/11 to justify the war in Iraq again and <a href="">try to score cheap political points</a>. What's sad is that the idea was raised by Walter "Freedom Fries" Jones, who now regrets all that hubbub and thinks the Iraq invasion was unjustified. <a href="http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/7708.html">He was promised a dignified debate. Doh!</a><br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">Then the GOP leadership decided to shuffle the deck a bit and "improve" on the idea of a floor debate. It was a classic bait and switch: Republican leaders promised a debate on the war, but delivered a debate on whether "the United States will prevail in the Global War on Terror." No amendments or changes were allowed. Is Jones still pleased? Not so much.<blockquote>Jones now says he feels duped by his own party's leadership. "Maybe I should have been less trusting, but I felt it would be a debate that would allow us to talk about policy," Jones told me. "I don't see how we would have gotten hurt if we had allowed members of both parties to go down to the floor to offer an amendment."</blockquote>Lesson #1 on Capitol Hill: if you trust the Republican leadership, you're making a mistake &#8212; even if you're a Republican.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Then, we have the Super Daring Ultra Secret visit to Iraq by Bush. I guess I can't blame him - the appointment of the last government ministers in Iraq marks the last "turning point" we're likely to see. At least until they invent another corner we can turn to distract from exactly how bad things are getting over there. Of course, we didn't fully realize how thoroughly our intelligence was being insulted until the Washington Post came up with a memo from the American Embassy in Iraq detailing how far gone things were there. <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_digbysblog_archive.html#115065281623062500">It was sent the same day as Chimpy's trip.</a><br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">In a very straighforward descriptive style, Khalilzad writes that Iraqis must hide the fact that they work for the US or face ostracism or worse. Women are being treated only slightly better than if they were living under the Taliban in 1999 --- and they are being asked to wear clothing that Khalilzad admits was not even required by the most repressive Iranian Ayatollahs. They are losing their driving privileges and are considered suspicious if they use a cell phone --- they might be calling a lover, you see. (This is your fundamentalist religion working to "free" women from the burden of being full citizens.) <br><br>People are being gouged for electricity, to which they barely have access anyway (in 115 degree heat!) They face kidnappings and violence every day of their lives. Sectarian divisions are showing up in all their social interactions, even among families. They must adopt separate customs, dress and manner of speaking to travel freely through various neighborhoods in Baghdad or risk violence. They cannot trust the security forces, who seem to be getting more hostile to the population, especially those who work for the US. Their anxiety is palpable as they feel their lives are hurling out of control.<br><br>Did I mention that the people he is talking about in this cable are all employees of the US embassy in Baghdad? That's right. These are the highly privileged, educated elite who work inside the Green Zone. Imagine what it's like out in the hinterlands.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions/graphics/iraqdocs_061606.pdf">The document in question</a>.<br><br>Jeebus. I could go on recounting the Republican assault on reality for a long time. But let me point out that in the current round, some Democrats are playing along as well. OK, they're not very good Democrats, but nonetheless elected, long-time members of the United States Senate. Yes, it's the Joes: Lieberman and Biden. Two fellows that just live to get on the Sunday shows.<br><br>First it was Lieberman, unveiling an ad so laughably bad that his website was down yesterday because so many people came by to watch the <a href="http://www.joe2006.com/index.php?option=com_zoom&Itemid=30&page=view&catid=8&PageNo=1&key=2&hit=1">intelligence insulting and childish cartoon</a> that they used up all the bandwidth he'd paid for. That means it's costing him extra to pay for additional bandwidth so people can come and make fun of him. Sweet. At least there's a little justice in this one. Do your part. <br><br>Weiker has nothing to do with Ned Lamont challenge to Lieberman. And the very reason Lamont is running is because Lieberman is doing such a poor job of representing his constituents by playing to the right. Digging into the past to insult a long ago competitor for his senate seat, Lieberman is attacking two fellow Democrats and pretending they're in cahoots. Nice work. Lieberman's camp is trying to maintain that Lamont is too "Republican" (talk about projection), while also claiming that all these left wing nuts are backing him, thus terrorizing poor Joe. Pah-lease!<br><br>And then yesterday, <a href="http://www.first-draft.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=6327&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0&PHPSESSID=16d8bdf563f6dbce46fd6cf88d1c6a14">Biden was on TV saying Democrats need to stop condescending to religious voters and get tough on national security</a>. Criminy. Joe appearantly believes there's no Republican-sponsored stereotype of his own party that it's too beneath him to repeat.<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;"><blockquote>So, Joe Biden's running for president. He says Democrats need to show strong leadership on national security and be less condescending to people of faith. Of course no elected Democrats are condescending to people of faith and Joe's been in the Senate for quite some time showing piss poor leadership on national security. But, hey, Joe knows what those other Democrats need to do. One wonders why he doesn't do it.</blockquote>Well, you can't defy the stereotype if you don't first reinforce the hell out of it. After all, how's he going to prove he's not just another pasty white guy who's got to either run for president or recognize that he'll never be president, if he doesn't find something to with which to compare himself?<br><br>And he can't compare himself favorably with Republicans, because then he wouldn't get invited to their parties anymore, and that would suck. Besides, comparing himself favorably with Republicans is what's expected of a Democrat. Harry and Nancy and Howard have that schtick covered. What Joey here has to do, then, is make the point that he's different from all the other Democrats, that he's different from the dozen or so other Dems equally qualified to be president. How to do that, how to do it, hmmm. How to make himself sound special and convince the party he's their savior. Troubling. Difficult. After all, it's not like he's been anything other than a middling senator who's done some good stuff, some bad stuff, voted with Republicans a lot and basically kept getting elected. Not much to inspire people with there. Oooh, look, Lieberman's on TV! Man, Joe Lieberman sure has gotten a lot of press over the years. Chris Matthews sure does seem to think he's the shit.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>I agree with Athenae, after Lieberman, Biden's next. <br><br>Please, let this twilight zone episode finally end.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/13/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>My <a href="http://www.drlaniac.com/photoalbums/yearlykos/">Yearly Kos photoalbum</a> is up, captions and all. I'm still hoping for more podcasts and streams of events. It would be a shame to have a big blogger conference and not have transcripts and video of the thing up on the web, especially since there was so much great content (I'm thinking especially of the economics panel).<br><br>Anyway, I'll wind up my comments on the convention with a few words on Warner. <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/6/12/15417/4242">Kos</a> noted that Warner's getting criticism from some quarters about the big party at the Stratosphere. I agree that it was good marketing. And since Warner hadn't gotten a lot of traction, I'd have to say I think turning to the netroots is a good strategy also. That said, I'm glad we have two years to make sure he means it, gets it, follows through on it. In the meantime, I'm ready to give him the benefit of the doubt. I also like Wes Clark. <br><br>I don't claim to be a great prognosticator of which candidate will be popular with the public, but Mark Warner seems like a good candidate. We netroots types want a restoration of good government, reform of the corruption, and to have candidates, elected officials and party leaders focused on building the party and taking our country back from the control of the wingnuts. We could do far worse than a governor that turned around Virginia, got health care coverage for uninsured children, built the Democratic Party brand and is willing to reach out to us and our concerns. Sure, I'm a San Francisco Bay Area liberal, but we have a big job ahead and I'd be happy with the guy credited with being one of the best governors in the country and running the best managed state while in office.<br><br>So, like I say, plenty of time to see if he's all that. Cut the guy a little slack and see what happens. And try not to shoot anyone in the face, as they say. (I love Cheney jokes. I may even get nostalgic about them when the Republican Party is the minority party in government.)]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/12/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>I got in after midnight, last night so I haven't had a chance to finish up my summary of the content of the panels and workshops I attended on Friday and Saturday. I'll get that and my photos and videos edited and up tomorrow. I'm also very much hoping that <a href="http://www.airamericaradio.com/">Air America Radio</a> and <a href="http://www.linktv.org/yearlykos/">Link TV</a> will get podcasts and streams of the convention available. Link TV has some, but there were so many good panels and AAR streamed them all live. I hope they also have that on tape.<br><br>It was fantastic to get to meet people there, from people I've read for a long time to new friends. A large slice of the lefty blogosphere I carry on <a href="http://www.loopynews.com/LoopyNews/News.asp?page=politics">LoopyNews</a> was there, many of them speakers.<br><br>What I will say is how amazing the whole thing was. Kudos to Gina Cooper and all the volunteers who put the convention together. Fabulous content, impressive organization, great speakers. It did not feel like a first time convention. <br><br>The fact that Harry Reid, Howard Dean, Barbara Boxer and four presidential candidates, plus other candidates both national and local showed up to offer their enthusiastic support was fantastic. And a ton of press. It was great they were there, and except for Adam "Ad Nags" Nagourney, most reports weren't slams against the smelly teenage hippies in pajamas, he still wants to imagine us. Some reports even seem to get that the blogs are more interested in reform and honest, responsive government than merely ideology. So much damage has been done to the country in the last six years. There's so much work to do.<br><br>I'm also going to have something to say about Mark Warner, one of those presidential candidates seeking our endorsement tomorrow. For now, though, I'm going to have to sign off and get to work.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/9/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>I flew into Las Vegas Wednesday night, uneventfully and my friend picked me up from the airport. On the way back, he asks, "So, where's that convention?" "At the Riviera", I reply. After thinking about it a minute, he realizes the Riviera is right behind his building. Talk about serendipity.<br><br>I didn't make it into the first round of sessions on Thursday, having heard that with the small size of the rooms on Thursday, there'd be limited space. I mingled a bit, ran into a few people (teacherken, Mary Ratliff of The Left Coaster, Hale Stewart aka Bonddad). I understand the Center for American Progress ran a great pundit training course, schooling people in radio and TV preparedness and prepping them for the exigencies of on air debate.<br><br>I went to the afternoon DFA training, an abbreviated version of their two day training class: "From Computer Screens to the Streets: Turning online activism into tangible offline action." The trainer, Arshad Hasan ran a tight class and ran overtime, just to try to squeeze in a couple of sections of the full class. From how to use email effectively (essentially an email marketing primer, for politics), to managing volunteers, and the mechanics of local organization. I made a donation and got a copy of the full manual, but I'm definitely looking to get myself through the full version of the course.<br><br>The Pacific states "caucus" gathered a roomful of people from Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona (and one from Alaska) to discuss races and strategy. Of course Busby's race in San Diego for Duke Cunningham's old seat came up for some discussion, several people who'd worked on the campaign spoke up. Then it was off the the MyDD "caucus". This latter was clearly in too small a room. It wasn't just standing room only, it was out the door. The MyDD folks were a little tongue-tied at this response and after making a few comments and answering a few questions declared the session an open meet and greet.<br><br>The evening session highlighted a speech by Markos and a presentation of cartoons by Tom Tomorrow. Yes, I got my autographed copy of  "Hell in a Handbasket". What I most drew from Kos' speech was that we're entering the next phase, actually acting out the agenda of "crashing the gate". It's about more than blogging now, more than challenging the right-wingers and enablers in the press. Tom Tomorrow was one of the blogging pioneers, starting back in 2001. Over the years, his humor has drawn from the blogosphere and fed us some of more memorable inside jokes.<br><br>Very inspirational all of it. People are here to prepare for real world action to take the Democratic party back from the timid gatekeepers who now run it, starting in our own neighborhoods. As I said, it's not just about blogging any more. Of course, I think for many people here, there are already quite a few people doing that. Show of hands of people working or recently working on campaigns or holding local party positions demonstrate a pretty active group already. The convention also demonstrates very thoroughly how the intentional misportrayal of the blogging community as unhinged teenagers is belied by the gray hair and business suits.<br><br>This morning, I'm sitting in the "Defending Science" panel. Wes Clarke started off. The guy knows what he's talking about when it comes to science. What a difference from our current sad state of affairs.  One of the slides from Chris Mooney's presentation (author of "The Republican War on Science") highlights a self-evident quote from the president, snagged from an incoherent answer to a question about science: "I am not a geologist, as you know". PZ Meyers of Pharyngula is currently speaking. Wendy Northcutt, proprietor of the Darwin Awards, is going to get short-changed as time is running out.<br><br>I decided to opt for multi-tasking - listening to the panel while writing, after being accosted in a hotel restaurant by two non-convention-going twentysomething guys who wanted to ask some questions and get some opinions from a netroots-type (one was very earnestly anti-Bush, the other an anti-Bush "libertarian"). Seemed like a good reason to miss my publishing deadline, especially when a very nice woman and fellow conventioneer joined our discussion. So, I'm multi-tasking. <br><br>More tomorrow.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[6/5/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Yes, I just went plumb AWOL the last couple of weeks. I figured when I took this new job, that it would cut down my blogging time, but I didn't count on being targetted by a SQL Server named for a cartoon character known for extracting revenge. I've been able to keep up with the blogs, mostly, because my new work phone comes with Internet access and a capable web browser. But, that situation is resolved now, thanks to the fine folks at HP who make very nice servers indeed. <br><br>So, as my reward for getting that situation under control, it looks like I'll be able to make it to <a href="http://www.yearlykos.com/">Yearly Kos</a> this week, after all. (I was beginning to have my doubts.)<br><br>I'm ready. Finished up "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1931498997/sr=8-1/qid=1149513444/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-0786706-4904645?%5Fencoding=UTF8">Crashing the Gate</a>" this weekend, printed up some business cards for my blog, even made up some copies of "<a href="http://www.drlaniac.com/Downloads/SolaceInDarkTimes/">Solace in Dark Times</a>" and "<a href="http://www.drlaniac.com/Downloads/BadAttitude/">Bad Attitude</a>" as a single CD to hand out to people I meet there. I don't know if there'll be others with freebies to pass out, but, hey, it's a convention, somebody oughta be handing out freebies.<br><br>"Crashing the Gate" really is a good book, although for regular readers of liberal blogs, it's mostly things you've already read and things you already get. It did get me in the mood to reminisce about the last couple of years and think about the changes I've seen in the politics in the country. <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_06_01_digbysblog_archive.html#114945846244326281">Digby was in a similar mood</a> this weekend after seeing "Laughing Liberally" in LA. ("Laughing Liberally" will also be at Yearly Kos.) <br><br>Basically, Digby says it's good for liberals to be able to hang out with the "tribe", now and then:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">I write a lot about tribal identity, specifically conservative tribal identity, and I think it's an issue we need to think about in order to understand how our politics really work. Mostly, I have felt throughout my adult life, since Reagan anyway, that I didn't have much of a tribe, certainly not a political tribe. The left has been defined for so many years by the exaggerated cartoon image created by the wingnuts that it's often been difficult to even admit you are a liberal, much less publicly identify and congregate with others explicitly on that basis. You'd pick an issue or a candidate, maybe. You'd speak in a sort of code. But you rarely gathered in one place as liberals or revel joyously in calling yourself one. <br><br>That's changing. Last night I saw Laughing Liberally here in LA and I now think that for the first time in a long time people are willing to assume the mantle and be proud liberals for its own sake. This virtual bloggy thing of ours is translating into actual human interaction. And that means we can change our politics.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>When I think back to the days of Clinton or the 2000 election or the years between then and now, it really is surprising how much has changed and how much is changing. People who are willing to be (and get) clued in to the blogs are actually well informed of the day-to-day political maneuverings. That information spreads out from the millions of blog readers to the people they know. And people are getting hip to the idea of taking ownership of the Democratic Party.<br><br>I realize the press is still largely useless, especially TV. But it always was. <a href="http://thismodernworld.com/2925">Jonathan Schwartz</a> made this point over at Tom Tomorrow's blog recently and is perfectly correct. The conventional wisdom is all they're willing to give you, plus some juicy scoops now and again. <br><br>By and large, the media just parrot what they're supposed to parrot (see Noam Chomsky). The reporting on Watergate by Woodstein (how we mourn their passing) and Edward R. Murrow taking on McCarthy are aberrations. They always were, which is why they're so memorable. Go back to the days of yellow journalism and William Randolph Hearst's fomenting of war fever for the Spanish American War (Remember the Maine!). The occupation and dirty war in the Phillipines a century ago was cheered in the press. Mark Twain was a lonely voice of opposition to the horrors and injustice of that war. Think back to the days of US financing of Central American death squads. It took a CIA plane crash to begin getting the press to pay attention to that illegal war.<br><br>And remember, if you're old enough to, the press coverage of Ronald Reagan. A book at the time was called "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0805209603/qid=1149514760/sr=2-2/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_2/103-0786706-4904645?s=books&v=glance&n=283155">On Bended Knee</a>". Eric Boehlert's new "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0743289315/qid=1149514776/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-0786706-4904645?s=books&v=glance&n=283155">Lapdogs</a>" is an echo of a recurring pattern. Press conservatism is the rule, reflecting the ownership class that controls the presses.<br><br>That ownership issue is what makes the Internet and the blogs such a major change. It allows for a democratization of speech. Campaign finance reform serves the same role in politics directly, forcing more reliance on small donations from large numbers of people. Put them together and combine them with some concerted organizational efforts to take back the Democratic Party and you've got people-powered politics, straight out of "Crashing the Gate". <br><br>Let's roll. It can't happen soon enough.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[5/16/2006 - ABC News: The Blotter<br><br><a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/008467.php">via Josh Marshall</a>. You don't collect trillions of phone call records without using them. And you don't pass a civil liberty trampling piece of legislation like the Patriot act and it's secretive "National Security Letters" provision without trampling a few civil liberties.<br><br>When the FBI and the DOD is busy keeping an eye on vegans and Quakers and peace activists under the guise of anti-terrorism and national security... when the president and his surrogates are making loud noises about journalists who threaten the national security by reporting on war crimes, human rights violations and violations of the constitution, you KNOW they're spying on journalists. Duh! <br><br><a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/05/fbi_acknowledge.html">And now the FBI is admitting it</a>:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">The FBI acknowledged late Monday that it is increasingly  seeking reporters' phone records in leak investigations.<br><br>"It used to be very hard and complicated to do this, but it no longer is in the Bush administration," said a senior federal official.<br><br>The acknowledgement followed our blotter item that ABC News reporters had been warned by a federal source that the government knew who we were calling.<br><br>The official said our blotter item was wrong to suggest that ABC News phone calls were being "tracked." <br><br>"Think of it more as backtracking," said a senior federal official.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>There's so much more coming. You know it.<br><br>As a parting shot, check out this video from Crooks and Liars <a href="http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/16.html#a8307">of that blowhard Joe Scarborough</a> having a lucid moment:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">Scarborough: It is a chilling scenario. Had this alleged power been used during the Nixon administration. Deep Throat would have been exposed before Watergate erupted.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Exactly. Get a damn search warrant.<br><br>[update]: Oh, and next time Arlen Specter says he's going to stand up to the president over his violations of the constitution, <a href="http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/7422.html">just assume he's lying</a>.]]></description>
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         <title>Bush Calls for Compromise on Immigration - New York Times</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[5/16/2006 - NY Times<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">"These are not contradictory goals: America can be a lawful society and a welcoming society at the same time," he said.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." As long as we don't grant the fish anmesty and we use the national guard to keep an eye on the fish.<br><br>I don't remember who said it, but you don't solve a decades old problem, 5 years into your presidency by misusing the already over-taxed national guard yet again. <br><br>And then there's the Republicans in the House, who still insist on making it a felony to be here without the proper papers. Currently, it's a civil offense -- as in not even a misdemeanor. <a href="http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/15.html#a8297">Crooks and Liars caught</a> the World Net Daily, always ready to outdo themselves in wingnuttery, holding up the Nazi's as an example of how we could deport all the illegal brown people: <br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">"Not only will it work, but one can easily estimate how long it would take. If it took the Germans less than four years to rid themselves of 6 million Jews, many of whom spoke German and were fully integrated into German society, it couldn't possibly take more than eight years to deport 12 million illegal aliens, many of whom don't speak English and are not integrated into American society"<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Um.... yeah. as <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2006_05_01_digbysblog_archive.html#114773136464356381">Digby notes</a>: "'Rid themsleves' is an interesting way of putting it, don't you think?"]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[5/15/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br><a href="http://atrios.blogspot.com/2006_05_14_atrios_archive.html#114764630476324579">Atrios says</a>: "I certainly have no exciting information, sadly, but nonetheless it feels like something's going to happen this week..."<br><br>Oh, indeedy. I feel it too. <a href="http://www.drlaniac.com/headlines/default.asp?mode=results&stype=entrydate&sparam=5/8/2006">I was sensing it last week</a>, and that's before we found out the most recent revelation of <a href="http://usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-05-10-nsa_x.htm?imw=Y">the degree to which the NSA is spying on us</a>. Before Representative Jerry Lewis was put under investigation for his role in the Duke Cunningham bribery scheme. Before #3 CIA guy Dusty Foggo's house and CIA office were raided by the FBI. (Note: you are really screwed when the FBI, the CIA and the IRS are jointly investigating you.) <br><br>It was before rumors of Rove telling the White House he was about to be indicted. Before Cheney was outed at the heart of the Plame scandal with hand written notes to incriminate him. Whoops, there goes Scooter's defense!<br><br>The scandals are congealing. The Duke Cunningham bribery scandal infects the CIA, Hayden of the the NSA (who oversaw the creation of the domestic spying programs) is nominated to head the CIA. Dick Cheney, who was behind the outing of Valerie Plame was also behind the domestic spying. The lies that got us into the last war are the same lies they're trying again for the next war. It's all turning into one big fibrous mass of gelatinous corruption and lies and illegality with Dick Cheney at the heart of it all.<br><br>I was particularly fond of this bit from The Poor Man called "<a href="http://www.thepoorman.net/2006/05/11/san-diego-sopranos/">The San Diego Sopranos</a>":<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">As we rejoin our heroes, a recap of the story so far: two hard-living jock assholes from shithole inland San Diego suburb Poway, two fools who don&#8217;t care about anything but besides pussy, beer, and Camaros, make good, in a sense, landing respectively in the CIA (in time for Iran-Contra!) and defense contracting. By all accounts, they keep getting up to the same old shady shit as they ever did. Along with fellow San Diegans Dukestir, John Negroponte, Nine Fingers, Mitchell Wade, and who knows what other unindicted Inland Empire coconspirators, they launch a historically massive federal embezzlement scheme, enriching themselves to the tune of many millions of dollars. These being inveterate southern California frat boys, the cigar-n-hookers poker parties (not to mention the thinly veiled homoeroticism) necessary to grease the wheels of power come as naturally as breathing. Unfortunately, Dukestir&#8217;s bribe-a-thon was a little to obvious even for credulous, on-the-take San Diego, and he gets caught. News about the parties starts coming out, Dusty is inevitably going to go down. But Porter Goss won&#8217;t fire him: why? Was he in on the take? Maybe as a Representative? Does Dusty have some other dirt on him?<br><br>Goss&#8217; frat brother Negroponte realizes that Dusty has to be cut loose regardless, and gives Porter an ultimatum. Porter, still thinking he can somehow come out of this with his secrets safe, is more scared of Dusty than he is of losing his job. He is fired. Soon enough Dusty resigns. Negroponte doesn&#8217;t seem very scared of Dusty: why not? Also, the White House almost immediately reinstates one of the people Goss canned, somebody who was fired because he wouldn&#8217;t keep quiet about Dusty.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Exactly. And it goes on, describing the two competing branches of the crime family that is the GOP -- the turf war between the Abramoff/K-Street crew and their loser brethren in San Diego. <br><br>With Bush's poll numbers finally puncturing the 30% barrier, a little speech pandering to the "don't like brown people" branch of the party isn't enough. Even a military parade on the Mexican border is too little too late. And when the next revelations on domestic spying come out, the one where they're collecting our DNA and tying our phone calls to every purchase we make and <a href="http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/06/05/con06189.html">all the demographic information about us they can buy from Choicepoint</a>. Or whatever the next revelation is. You know it's coming. And you know it's a hell of a fight to dismantle <a href="http://billmon.org/archives/002440.html">the Leviathan, now that it's built</a>.<br><br>Just be careful when you have that wounded elephant in a corner trying to shoot it with tranquilizer darts and throw a net over it. It's still a dangerous wild animal.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[5/8/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Wowser. That Porter Goss resignation from the CIA last week was sure a surprise to everyone, eh? Sorry, please don't tell me it has nothing to do with Hookergate. (If you need to catch up on Hookergate, <a href="http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/">Josh Marshall</a> has the poop.)<br><br>Think about it. Goss has been the White House hatchet man over at the CIA hunting out potential Democrats and making them disgusted enough to bail out of the agency. But all of a sudden on a Friday afternoon, he marches over to the Preznit's office and up and quits. No rumors, no advance warning, no nothing.<br><br>Meanwhile, we've learned that Goss' hand-picked #3 guy at the CIA, Dusty Foggo, is going to be quitting, after he admitted to partaking in the poker parties set up by his long-time friend and Congressional briber Brent Wilkes. Parties of which Foggo claims no knowledge of the bribery or prostitution aspects thereof. Yeah. Sure. And Goss had to make his own denials -- Bribery? Prostitution? I had no idea.<br><br><a href="http://billmon.org/archives/002429.html">Billmon at Whiskey Bar</a> wrote up something on Friday that I think is more important than the corruption aspect, though, at least in the long run.<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;"><br>As an old lefty who's seen a little of the CIA's handiwork in Central America, I probably should be happy the Cheneyites and their Democratic enablers have managed to fuck the agency beyond all recognition. But I have a sinking feeling that's not going to curb the regime from doing the nasty (most death squad program-related activities having been transferred to Rumsfeld's Special Forces X-Men.) But it's already crippled the parts of the CIA that do things that actually serve the national interest (and my own personal interests) like trying to stop, or at least monitor, the spread of WMD. Awhile ago I heard Keith Obermann on MSNBC asking some ex-CIA agent if Goss had managed to turn the agency into the new FEMA (or words to that effect.) The guy basically ducked the question, but the expression on his face as he did so was quite eloquent.<br><br>Heckuva job, Porter. Heckuva job.<br><br>However, just because the Night Porter is carrying his own bags out the door, that doesn't mean the White House's war on the agency is over. The leak investigations and political purges no doubt will continue, if more discreetly. The people who have been purged -- taking with them something like 300 years worth of cumulative experience -- aren't coming back. The CIA isn't the new FEMA; it's the new New Orleans, flooded and gutted and left to mold in the mud. <br><br>I'd say it would take years for the agency to recover, but my suspicion is that it will never recover, as its missions and resources continue to flow towards the Pentagon, like stars being sucked down a black hole. Rather than being a hatchet man, like Schlesinger, or a caretaker, like Carter's CIA director, Stansfield Turner, Goss's successor may be more in the nature of an undertaker, charged with the continued, gradual dismantling of the agency -- taking the C out of CIA.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>They're destroying the CIA. It couldn't be counted on to toe the line. And I'm sure the Congressional oversight rules and reforms that resulted from the Church Committee revelations in the 70's also made it necessary. When BushCo decides it go time for invading Iran, they need to make sure there's no voices to contradict the official line. Who says these folks never learn? It's just they take the wrong lessons.<br><br>It's a truly scary time. The Republicans are running scared from Bush, trying to come up with someone or something to demonize that's sufficient to win them elections in November, while the apocolyptic president makes plans for a pre-emptive nuclear first strike in the Middle East. Oooh, shiver.<br><br>Meanwhile, gas prices are higher than ever, the stock market is about to top it's previous record and the economy waits for one serious shock to turn the jobless recovery into the next downward cycle. And gold is going nuts. Something's gotta give somewhere, sometime, soon. No one in the press is listening. No one at the White House cares. Congress is torn between Republicans with rubber stamps and timid Democrats afraid to have people say bad things about them. The few Dem voices who speak out are ignored by the rest of the cool kids. So, while Bush is working his way towards least popular president, we're told we're all just loony tin-foil hat wearing moonbats. "Libruls", don'tcha know.<br><br>In a way, I'm glad I'm so swamped I haven't had time to write. It's very discouraging to see this level of unreality. I fear the point where the anti-reality particles radiating from the center of the ever-growing delusion bubble in DC are going to leak out and cause some kind of implosion as they interact with normal reality particles.]]></description>
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         <title>Bush gets a shot of truthiness</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[5/1/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>Wow, last week was a hell of a week. I had to drop off the map while I nursed a company's sick database server. For three days, I was&#160;more or less&#160;living in a wire cage in an industrial building with thousands of computers and a ridiculous amount of ventilation. But I still managed to catch nuggets of what was happening in the political news. <br><br>Some things just absolutely flabbergasted me. First, there was the proposal by one of the "moderate" Republicans&#160;(oh, and of course, Joe Lieberman)&#160;<A href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/27/AR2006042701229.html">to completely disband FEMA</A>, because the complete bollocks made of things by George and Chertoff and Brownie "proved" that FEMA couldn't possibly work. After all, government just doesn't work... Yeah, except it used to, Susan Collins - when competent people still had a role to play in government. Sheesh. Meanwhile, <A href="http://www.mydd.com/story/2006/4/30/234326/961">Bill Frist was trying to bribe everyone in America with a borrowed $100</A> in trade for 6 month worth of oil from ANWR. <br><br>Then there were the titilating bits like <A href="http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/7278.html">Rush getting a sweet plea bargain in his drug case</A> because he's a celebrity who doesn't think drug addicts should be coddled, breaking news of a <A href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/04/28/prostitutes-six-members/">lobbyist-run prostitution party circuit involving members of Congress and CIA officials</A>, and topped off by&#160;<A href="http://www.firedoglake.com/2006/04/28/murray-waas-says-vandehei-can-take-a-victory-lap/">rumors that Rove may about to be indicted circulating yet again</A> as he testified for a fifth time before the grand jury.<br><br>Phew. Like I said, a hell of a week.<br><br>But somehow, my world was made right by a) getting to spend a quiet weekend without a server paging me with dire warnings and b) <A href="http://kidoaklandblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/colbert-moment.html">Steven Colbert delivering a blistering critique of the President</A> - right to his face. In the guise of humor or not,&#160;Colbert's piece&#160;didn't pull punches, it launched roundhouses and uppercuts of truth.&#160;Yow! And yes, <A href="http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104">Crooks and Liars has video</A>.<br><br>Here's a snip from <A href="http://kidoaklandblog.blogspot.com/2006/04/colbert-moment.html">Kid Oakland's post</A>, a nice read that captures the nature of what Colbert pulled off:<br><br><IMG src="/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><DIV style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 10px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 10px 5px 10px 25px; PADDING-TOP: 0px">The truth can't hurt, can it? <BR><BR>Of course it can. Ask the jester. Ask the clown.<BR><BR>And that's exactly what Colbert did in a bravura performance whose legacy will at a minimum be one or two phrases that will be used to sum up George W. Bush for the ages: <br><BLOCKQUOTE>I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.</BLOCKQUOTE>and <br><BLOCKQUOTE>The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change; this man's beliefs never will.</BLOCKQUOTE>It's one thing to hang a phrase like that on a sitting president from the comfortable distance of a TV studio or an editorial page...but to do so on the same podium is chutzpah of the highest order. That one was for the history books. Literally.<BR><IMG src="/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></DIV><BR clear=all><br>In 2004, it was Jon Stewart. Whether or not the decision was already made at CNN, he rightly gets a certain amount of credit for the cancellation of Crossfire - "<A href="http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0410/15/cf.01.html">Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America</A>". But in 2006, it is Steven Colbert, taking his right-wing uber-bushista pundit character schtick to the normally offensive political joshfest that is the White House correspondents dinner. <br><br>This is the event that's brought us George looking under furniture for missing WMDs and the first lady telling jokes about the president inadvertently masturbating a horse. But this year (and I have to say, inexplicably!), they invited the one man who they should have expected to shock the president to give the speech.<br><br>But that's not all, he also nailed the press enablers right between the eyes. Ouch! They didn't take it well. Appearantly, people figured he was gonna pull his punches. I mean, this is pretty much his signature. The man who gave us "truthiness" as the new ultra snarky word for lapdog propagandists got up there and gave it to them both barrels.&#160;Perhaps that explains why they didn't cover the event nearly as much the last two years.]]></description>
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         <title>The Great Implosion: The Fake Up at the White House</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[4/21/2006 - BOP News<br><br>Stirling Newberry's take on the White House reorg is the most perceptive I've seen so far. Beyond Bush's pet projects like bringing freedom and democracy to the middle east by force of arms or enabling the theocrats at home, he's worked mightily on another goal, to rollback the New Deal and to shore up a new robber baron class. Stirling often looks at the financial consequences of Bush's policies, and sees the legacy of the Bush administration in terms of the use of deficits and debt to foreclose future choices for subsequent administrations.<br><br>It also seems clear from this recent "shake up" that Andy Card's roll of manservant-to-the-president is being retired in favor of Josh Bolton's enforcer.<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">But the third point about this fake up at the White House is how it is an implosive, not explosive, change. Bush is bringing things more in house, more into his inner circle, more incestuous. The reality is that this change signals a move to dealing with the coming fiscal storm, an attempt to make sure that when retrenchment comes, it is other people's trenches that get over run. <br><br>What has been lost in all the commentary is the single largest fact about Bush's tenure - it has been the largest reorganization of the government since Truman, the largest expansion since LBJ, and the largest sustained deficits in the post-World War II era. We are not seeing an executive that has tried to leave a mark and is now accepting that its marginal changes are held in place, the way Clinton's last two years were, or Reagan's, or Eisenhowers, or Ford's completion of Nixon's second term. <br><br>Instead let us realize what has happened in the last 6 months - the Federal government sharply restrained spending, leading to two quarters of anemic GDP growth, and has just now turned on the taps to bouy the economy for the elections. But next year stealth austerity will not be enough - if, indeed, it was enough this year, since the failure to restrain growth even more is rapidly turning $70/bbl for oil into a floor, where it once was a ceiling.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all>]]></description>
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         <title>The Worst President in History? One of America's leading historians assesses George W. Bush</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[4/21/2006 - Rolling Stone<br><br>emo sent me this the other day. It's a very good article, perhaps not news to newshounds and members of blogtopia, but a very good perspective from a historian, making the case that the Shrub certainly merits consideration for the title of WPE (Worst President Ever). And that historians generally agree with that assessment.<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">George W. Bush's presidency appears headed for colossal historical disgrace. Barring a cataclysmic event on the order of the terrorist attacks of September 11th, after which the public might rally around the White House once again, there seems to be little the administration can do to avoid being ranked on the lowest tier of U.S. presidents. And that may be the best-case scenario. Many historians are now wondering whether Bush, in fact, will be remembered as the very worst president in all of American history. <br><br>[...]<br><br>...In early 2004, an informal survey of 415 historians conducted by the nonpartisan History News Network found that eighty-one percent considered the Bush administration a "failure." Among those who called Bush a success, many gave the president high marks only for his ability to mobilize public support and get Congress to go along with what one historian called the administration's "pursuit of disastrous policies." In fact, roughly one in ten of those who called Bush a success was being facetious, rating him only as the best president since Bill Clinton -- a category in which Bush is the only contestant. <br><br>The lopsided decision of historians should give everyone pause. Contrary to popular stereotypes, historians are generally a cautious bunch. We assess the past from widely divergent points of view and are deeply concerned about being viewed as fair and accurate by our colleagues. When we make historical judgments, we are acting not as voters or even pundits, but as scholars who must evaluate all the evidence, good, bad or indifferent. Separate surveys, conducted by those perceived as conservatives as well as liberals, show remarkable unanimity about who the best and worst presidents have been.<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Another nice quote:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">Calamitous presidents, faced with enormous difficulties -- Buchanan, Andrew Johnson, Hoover and now Bush -- have divided the nation, governed erratically and left the nation worse off. In each case, different factors contributed to the failure: disastrous domestic policies, foreign-policy blunders and military setbacks, executive misconduct, crises of credibility and public trust. Bush, however, is one of the rarities in presidential history: He has not only stumbled badly in every one of these key areas, he has also displayed a weakness common among the greatest presidential failures -- an unswerving adherence to a simplistic ideology that abjures deviation from dogma as heresy, thus preventing any pragmatic adjustment to changing realities. Repeatedly, Bush has undone himself, a failing revealed in each major area of presidential performance. <img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all><br>Go, as they say, read the whole thing. And then think again about <a href="http://www.drlaniac.com/Headlines/default.asp?mode=results&stype=entrydate&sparam=4%2F21%2F2006">Stirling Newberry's assessment</a> of the recent "shake-up" at the White House. Think about Bush working to lock in his disaccomplishments by holing up in his West Wing bunker until the economic consequences kick in, foreclosing many possible solutions to the mess that will be his legacy. Worst President Ever? You bet.]]></description>
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         <title>Replacing 'Lil Scotty? Why bother?</title>
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         <description><![CDATA[4/19/2006 - Dr. Laniac's Laboratory<br><br>So, little Scotty McClellan up and quit. It's sad really. He lasted so much longer than any other White House press secretary that I can remember. Word is he's a casualty of Josh Bolton's personnel broom, more than a quitter.<br><br>He seemed to relish the opportunity to invert reality, spin the most outrageous talking points into a stalemate with questioning reporters, to, well frankly, lie for a living. Draw your own speculations about what that means about his upbringing and/or his rebellion against it, whatever. But that he thrived in it, and his totally bushly loyalty allowed him to do it for so long. <br><br>I'm writing this just to get out my suggestion out before his replacement is named. Not that I expect it to matter to Josh Bolton, who appears to have been delegated the president's appointment powers. Given how badly Bush has erred when identifying good people, this is probably a good thing. (Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job. That Russian feller Putin has a good heart! So does Bernie Kerik. And Harriet, you'd have been the best Supreme Court justice ever!)<br><br>So here's my suggestion: leave the position vacant. Christen the podium the Scott McClellan memorial communication monument, have the daily press briefings and quickly commission a wax replica of Scott McClellan with a tape loop of standard replies. You could even make it interactive, with a staffer to push a button that evinces a random reply. Heck, it wouldn't be any worse. And it would be so much more fun. Well, at least for a few days.<br><br>Seriously, communication isn't the problem with the White House, no matter what Josh Bolton thinks. The problem is that there's only so much reality denial and so many degrees of spin you can fit in a single 24-hour period. <br><br>I doubt that'll sell, though. So, if they feel compelled to appoint someone, hire a comic. With a drummer available for rim shots and the occasionall "Hiiii-Yohhh!!!!". If he can tap dance, that's even better.<br><br>Anyway, just a thought. <br><br>And while I'll not bother doing a whole post on it, since it's been so well covered on other blogs, I'll just point out <a href="http://www.prospect.org/web/page.ww?section=root&name=ViewPrint&articleId=11401">the American Prospect article on Cheney and the uber-secretive OVP</a> (Office of the Vice President). Cheney's spies, secrecy about who his staff is, nixing White House initiatives he doesn't cotton to, frustrating the bureaucracy... it's all so cloak and dagger and it confirms your worst suspicions that Larry Wilkerson's description of the Cheney-run "cabal" that took over the government was spot-on.]]></description>
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         <description><![CDATA[4/18/2006 - Chicago Tribune<br><br>I just had to post this one, as it's such a little heartwarming bit of downhome goodness. Kankakee, IL Republican and former governor, George Ryan faces spending the rest of his life in jail, barring the unlikely event of a successful appeal. I grew up in Kankakee County. The area is otherwise notable only for its cornfields and its one hill. George Ryan adds distinction worthy of notoriety to an area as fame-deficient as it is topologically uninteresting. <br><br>You gotta hand it to the fella. It's a real challenge to be more corrupt than Tom DeLay. Tom DeLay's criminal conspiracies at least served to promote the supremacy of his corrupt party. George Ryan ran his racket to benefit himself and his friends -- kind of a Tony Soprano of the Prairie.<br><br>This trial went on forever, like 5 months or some such, with witness after witness detailing the trail of corrupt practices and dealings. Ryan and co-defendant Warner's guilty verdicts bring the total for the whole sting operation to 75 convictions. Hoo-yah! Kudos to Patrick Fitzgerald. As the commentor on a now lost, off-topic comment on someone's blog that led me to this story suggested, Fitz should have a little more free time to spend nailing Scooter Libby's ass the the carpet.<br><br>I leave you with a few classic last words from the guilty:<br><br><img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteOpen.gif" align=left><div style="margin:10px 5px 10px 25px;padding:0px 0px 0px 10px;">"I believe this decision today is not in accordance with the kind of public service that I've provided to the people of Illinois over 40 years," Ryan told a throng of reporters as he left the Dirksen U.S. Courthouse.<br><br>Reached later by telephone, Warner, who made more than $3 million on the insider deals, said he was unprepared for the guilty verdicts.<br><br>"I've been trying not to have negative thoughts," Warner said. "I honestly thought I would walk."<img src="http://www.DrLaniac.com/images/QuoteClose.gif" align=right></div><br clear=all>]]></description>
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